Who pissed in the closet?

Good new is that last nights bike and short run went well…mostly. The IT band felt good and I continue to stretch and ice. I’m feeling achy with some tightness today but what would one expect after 4hrs training yesterday. Easy training though.

So this wonderful woman I know gave me a quote she found in a magazine. It was during a time where injury and work was kicking my ass.

“Adversity causes some men to break,
and some men to break records”

I want to follow that up with another…

“Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance” Bruce Barton

Why do I bring this up? Besides this battle with an insistent injury that has been beating me physically and mentally, I have had one of the most hap hazard, comical, and down right stupid 24 hours ever. So it begins like this…I screw up my routine by taking almost 4 days off of training so I, the over planner, get all thrown off my schedule. Besides the injuries, My bike is fighting me, bolts are coming loose, my seat fell off last night, the chain keeps popping off…only while climbing, animals are playing chicken with me, my cleat pops out and damn near fly head first into the asphalt…thank god for my nuts catching aerobars or I would have fallen for sure. This morning after over sleeping and getting to the pool late my suit felt funny…it was inside out, then my goggles broke… and here’s the best one. Last night I stayed at my moms, I got up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night. Getting out of bed like I do at home, I pass a large window, like at home, and continue walking straight towards the bathroom, like at home. Well at home there is not a wall like the one I ran right into. Bam, now the best part is my confusion. I was like “Uh what the hell? Where did thi..huh? Ow, my, how the, huh? Oh, I’m at moms”
Good thing I didn’t make it to the bathroom, I may have pissed in the closet.

Panalized 3 minutes for over comma use.